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Brand New Greetings To Noel




















Noel Gallagher had the honour of getting birthday big-ups from a World Cup winner, the Prince of Darkness and the Modfather in my column yesterday.

And now Russell Brand, my Bizarre Shagger of the Year 2006, has pitched in to send his greetings all the way from Hawaii where he is filming a movie.

The celeb swordsman quipped: “Happy 40th birthday, eternal rebel, poet laureate of the yob, scribbler of anthems, with the eyebrows of a neanderthal but the soul of Neil Young. Now for God’s sake, hand over Sara MacDonald. You’ve had a good run but you’re a very old man now. Give her and the baby a chance of a better life.

“I’ll even raise it to be a lout, unless tests prove that it is, after all, mine.”

I’m sure there is something going on between those two (Russell and Noel, that is).

One more special greeting arrived at Bizarre HQ for Noel — from Yoko Ono.

She said: “Congratulations. Happy birthday and many more. Big kiss, love Yoko.”

Source: www.thesun.co.uk

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