Noel Gallagher Gives Gary Neville A Volley

It has been a while since Noel Gallagher served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys.

But Gary Neville is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former Oasis hero.

Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title.

He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!"

Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped.

Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response:

"I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."

Delivered like a Nigel De Jong tackle - with two feet just above the ankle.

So there you go Gary-boy, that's another stinger to add to the classic insult from yesteryear from your old City adversary.

The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself.

It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x."

The beauty of Twitter is the fact Mr Neville has the chance to reply to Noel.

He's won every trophy possible at club level, but he'll get no silverware in this slagging match.

Source: www.thesun.co.uk